Maroon 5’s “Memories” Song Review

Hello, I'm MusiCommentator, and today we're going to be talking about Maroon 5. I would try to come up with some joke or something funny to put in this intro, but Maroon 5 is such a soulless band at this point that they have nothing I could poke fun at within their entire legacy. That …

Selena Gomez’s “Lose You To Love Me” Song Review

Hello, I'm MusiCommentator, and Selena Gomez just got her first #1 hit, so it looks like I have to talk about it...whoop-dee-frickin'-do. If you couldn't tell by that condescending intro, I'm not a very big fan of Selena Gomez. The only other time I talked about her on this blog was my review of her …

Travis Scott’s “HIGHEST IN THE ROOM” Song Review

Hello, I'm MusiCommentator, and today we're going to be looking at a song called "HIGHEST IN THE ROOM", which Travis Scott has explicitly said is a song "not for decoding", but I wouldn't be MusiCommentator if I didn't over-analyze every lyric of a song, so let's do this! But, before we do, some background: Travis …